There’s a Reason This Guy is Single
March 26th, 2012 at 5:38 pm by MarkTags: dating, murder, psycho, sarcasm, single, stalking, star wars, tauntaun
Perhaps Jessica doesn’t care for his incessant references to Star Wars. Perhaps she’s worried about his obsessive attention to fantasy. Perhaps it’s disheartening that he won’t take “no,” for an answer. But the primary reason Jessica doesn’t want to be with him is because he WANTS TO CUT HER OPEN, PULL OUT HER GUTS AND CLIMB INSIDE HER TO KEEP WARM! WHAT THE FUCK?!