My favorite is during Snow season, when I tell everyone, “I got nine inches. The wife’s really happy.”

Even birds of a feather can be untethered.

Sarcasm Win.

The Intoxicase is expensive at $32 or more depending on your iPhone and options. If you really wanna break your iPhone’s screen that badly, Be A Headcase is more cost effective and available both for the iPhone 3 and iPhone 4. And, if you’re truly that iStupid, you’ll probably want this as well…

I’m dumbfounded at people who goad and antagonize others to do things and are mystified when they actually do them. As if the person with the knife is gonna say, “No, I was just gonna make a you a sammich.”