It’s amazing the excuses people come up with as to why they have affairs, but this one takes the cake.

She seduced him with fries. So he gave her the Whopper.

That’s what she said…

I grew up hearing, “Be respectable!” while all the girls heard, “Don’t act trashy!” These days, half the guys don’t respect anything, and “trashy” is a requirement for half the women. We might actually see the day when the divorce rate is higher than the marriage rate!

Other times, the situation can be avoided entirely…

Sometimes being deployed in another country has unexpected consequences…