It’s tough not cursing around the kids, but somehow, I’ve managed! If anyone, regardless of who it was, ever managed to let something slip out, the three-year-old would always chastise them with, “Ahh-aww! You said a word!” Of course, she also learned to lie that her brothers and sisters said something — when they didn’t — just so she could steal whatever they were playing with while they were busy being in trouble, but that’s another story…

For some kids, teaching them about “stealing” can be even more difficult than potty-training.

Damn, and I thought I was the only one with a defective gun. Maybe we should start a class action lawsuit and sue the manufacturer!

Sydney emergency plumber. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it. It hadn’t rolled itself outside. It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. I then left it alone and went about hiring decal installation for trucks and cars Either the media is wrong, and it’s the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world. Alright, well I’m off to check on my spoons. I hear they’re making people fat.” width=”460″ height=”920″ class=”aligncenter size-large wp-image-6598″ />

Ever left your most prized, expensive mascara in the car overnight during the summer or winter? Similar effect…

On the morning of February 15th, 2013, Russia’s Chelyabinsk region was awed by a meteor streaking across the atmosphere. Mere seconds later, hundreds were injured as windows were shattered by the sonic boom from nearly thirty-three miles away. Fortunately, only a handful were hospitalized.