Archive for February, 2013

Obiwan Kenobi Arrested for Meth Possession

February 20th, 2013 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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I guess it’s tough trying to make ends meet as a Jedi these days…

"Obiwan Kenobi Accused of Meth Possession" RESTROSPECT: The sinking feeling that you probably should have waved your hand and said, "These are not the drugs you're looking for."

Girl’s Restrooms: Now With Rules!

February 20th, 2013 at 12:29 pm by Michelle
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Signs like these are necessary considering the state of most women’s restrooms these days…

Girl's Restroom: No roasting marshmallows.  No removing the toilet tank.  No making pizza.


One Dollar Off with Photo of Dogg

February 19th, 2013 at 5:13 pm by Mark
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Make that Dog, with one G. Not “Dogg,” who’s so Gangsta he needs two G’s in his name. And no, he ain’t your “dawg.”

Dog Wall: Bring a photo of your Dog and get $1 Off.

Facebook Photos Horrible for Missing Persons

February 19th, 2013 at 12:27 pm by Michelle
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Even if the photos aren’t edited, you’d be under the impression that the average missing person will be making a duckface when located.

She Ratchet: "stop editing ya'lls pics. what if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look lik beyonce on facebook & chief keef in person?"

Get $20 of bonus stock when you make a deposit on Stash!

Not Any Kids I Know, You Won’t!

February 18th, 2013 at 9:54 pm by Mark
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Why pay $12.95 when you can get an entire set of Ronco knives for only $9.99?