Banana Porn
March 16th, 2013 at 5:56 pm by Mark
Tags: bananas, food, innuendo, porn, sex
Even better with whipped cream and chocolate syrup…
Archive for March, 2013
Tags: bananas, food, innuendo, porn, sex
No, But Your Dog Does…
March 15th, 2013 at 5:43 pm by MarkTags: dogs, pulp fiction, samuel l jackson, samuel l. dogson, sarcasm
And you can tell Marcellus Wallace *that!*
Manager’s Special at the Grocery Outlet
March 14th, 2013 at 5:03 pm by MarkTags: advertising, crackers, food, sarcasm
While this sort of abbreviation might be okay for the inventory control system, it’s simply not suitable for customers. Especially customers like me who immediately think, “Just how tasty are they?” “Are they made with real ass?” or “How many white people can they fit in a box that small?”
Cemetery for the Sarcastic?
March 13th, 2013 at 5:19 pm by MarkTags: cemeteries, dead, sarcasm, yolo
As if the map to the Yolo Cemetery wasn’t enough, Google was even kind enough to give us a link to buy more “You Only Live Once” gear.
OCD Makes Decision-Making Nearly Impossible
March 12th, 2013 at 7:12 pm by MarkTags: decisions, gas-prices, ocd, psychology
If you’re OCD, no matter which way you go, you’ve screwed up.
