Archive for December, 2013

New Years Eve 2013

December 31st, 2013 at 7:35 pm by Mark
Tags: , , , , wishes everyone a Happy and Safe New Years Eve celebration! Be extremely safe, in fact — don’t drink and drive!

And when you’re making resolutions, or making wishes, be careful what you ask for. 😉

Facebook Status: "Takin Applications for a midnight kiss. Send picture of lips."  Answer 1: (Rocky Horror screenshot with Dr. Frank-N-Furter) Answer 2: "Lol priceless"  Answer 3: "U want mustache in the pic or not"

99 Problems?

December 30th, 2013 at 5:29 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, the thirteen others can be from a single cause… 😉

Relatable Post #5593: I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.


Viral Book Reviews: How To Avoid Huge Ships

December 29th, 2013 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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I’ve never read this book, but the Amazon reviews are nothing short of fascinating.

Instructions too complicated, December 28, 2013
By Eric Post

Instructions too complicated. Got my dick caught in a ceiling fan. I would not recommend this book, except as firewood.

I truly hate it when any book causes me to get my manhood trapped in a ceiling fan.

"How To Avoid Huge Ships" by Captain John W. Trimmer

Holiday Chest Cold

December 28th, 2013 at 7:20 pm by Mark
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Jinxed myself. I specifically remember saying last week, “I never get sick!” I take a missing ankle and heal up in a week. But this chest crap and fever? It makes me whiney and destroys my brain to this point…

I'm watering a shoe.  Fuck off.


Honesty Not a Jedi Strong Point

December 28th, 2013 at 5:04 pm by Mark
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While we could always use a, “The end justifies the means,” mentality, some things just really screwed up the story line for the original Star Wars trilogy…

"Dath Vader... Now that's a name I have heard since I threw your dad into a volcano and cut off his legs."