Darwinism: Now Available on the iPhone

February 4th, 2014 at 3:04 pm by Mark
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The Roof-Jump Danger Analyzer app for iOS looks like a great way to help keep some inferior chromosomes out of the gene pool.

Roof-Jump Danger Analyzer.  Simply point your phone's camera at the ground, and Roof-Jump Danger Analyzer will determine the likelihood of injury if you jumped from that height, and then tell you to do it anyway.  Approximate Height: 15 feet.  Damage Estimate: Broken ankles likely.  Conclusion: Do it, man. It'll be awesome.


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