Archive for February, 2014

How to Make the World a Better Place

February 24th, 2014 at 1:01 pm by Mark
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It seems inexcusable that some people exist simply to make other’s lives miserable. But have hope! There is a cure…

The world would be a much better place if everyone took a chill pill.  It would be a even better if some of them choked on it.

Aptly Named Gynecologist?

February 23rd, 2014 at 9:38 pm by Mark
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I suppose since it’s been 47 years since his graduation, this OB/GYN was really popular in the 70’s…

Dr. Harry C. Beaver, MD, Male, Obstetrics & Gynecology

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Facebook: The Dog Show

February 23rd, 2014 at 7:02 pm by Mark
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Some smart-ass quips deserve a Kelso Award.

Mimi on Facebook: "At the dog show with my mom. Yay!"  Charlie: "Did you win?" BURN!

The Perfect Watch

February 23rd, 2014 at 5:54 pm by Mark
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Not a single, name brand watch in the world can make the claim of being, “The Most Accurate Watch Ever.” This one has the added benefit of being 100% accurate for time travelers, as well.

Most Accurate Watch Ever.  "NOW."

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Signs for Humans & Canines

February 22nd, 2014 at 7:53 pm by Mark
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This is about as good an idea as braille on drive-through ATM’s, only because everyone knows dogs can’t read.

People: Please clean up after your dog.  Dogs: Grrr Bark Bark Woof Grrrrr Bark