Archive for February, 2014

A Diabolical Plan

February 19th, 2014 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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They must’ve really thought outside the box for this one…

Our plan is so diaboloical, I can barely contain myself.

Gun-Shaped Cloud

February 19th, 2014 at 1:58 pm by Mark
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Zero-tolerance anti-gun laws in schools and airports are getting completely out of hand…

Local 6: "Gun Shaped Cloud Spotted Over School: All students suspended for 5 days."

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Bored at the Office? Try Doing Your Job

February 18th, 2014 at 5:12 pm by Mark
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The paradox of people saying they’re bored at work while simultaneously complaining that there’s too much work has always baffled me. That said, when work problems become increasingly droll and cerebral, some managers understand that allowing pressured employees to back off for a few moments at time may increase both morale and creativity.

Office Boredom: You're Doing it Right (metal guy made of binder clips)

Fix Duckface with Photoshop

February 18th, 2014 at 3:11 pm by Mark
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I foresee the next big trend in Photoshop shenanigans. This comes after other popular trends, such as turning perfectly innocent photos into porn, and turning porn into perfectly innocent cartoons.

Nor sure if posing for pic... or just eating invisible spaghetti

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Effective Birth Control Methods

February 18th, 2014 at 1:00 pm by Anita
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Duckface and Crocs are also 100% effective because they cause involuntary abstinence.

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