As the time draws near for the mid-season premier of AMC’s The Walking Dead, everyone has burning questions on their mind. Who’s left from the Terminus group? Is Morgan going to cause trouble? Who will live? Who will die? Is Rick Grimes still batshit crazy?

Because, “Elevator Usage Instructions” was just too damned easy.

As opposed to the “New” Dill Wholes, Seth Rogen and James Franco…

I wonder how many people have walked in and said, “Can’t you see I’m burning, burning?”

After a completely nonsensical decision to have Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson pass at the three yard line — giving the Patriots an interception and costing the Seahawks a Super Bowl victory — comedians are getting a lot of run out of coach Pete Carroll. More of a run, in fact, than Marshawn Lynch got out of coach Pete Carroll…