Posts Tagged with "lyrics"

Ironic Name for a Doctor…

February 5th, 2015 at 5:55 pm by Mark
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I wonder how many people have walked in and said, “Can’t you see I’m burning, burning?”

Dr. Docktor

The Place Where Bono Lives

December 16th, 2012 at 5:21 pm by Mark
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He says he can’t live there, but he seems to be doing quite a (weird) job of it, doesn’t he?

Place where Bono can't live: A) With You B) Without You C) The overlap in between

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

Some Questions Don’t Work on the Internet

December 14th, 2012 at 9:23 pm by Mark
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Of course, when reading the lyrics to George and Ira Gershwin’s “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off,” the song doesn’t really make a lot of sense, either…

Worry Not, Copenhagen. Metallica’s Vocalist Sucks Just as Bad.

May 19th, 2010 at 4:00 am by Mark
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Apparently, one poor Dutch bastard has been reviled for not knowing the words to Metallica’s “Seek and Destroy.” During their July 2009 show, Metallica’s rhythm guitar and vocalist, James Hetfield, shoved the mic in front of an overeager fan, who rather clearly screamed, “I WANTA DA BACON!” at 1:54.

But in defense of the aforementioned bacon-lover, even Metallica, themselves, have decreed, “BACON VERY IMPORTANT THAT BACON BE AVAILABLE DURING EVERY MEAL.”

Besides… Even Hetfield can’t remember the words to “Ride the Lighning” these days.

I rest my case.

And it’s a good thing, too, otherwise I’ll start picking at Lars’ pathetic California Dutch…