Posts Tagged with "bacon"

What Smells Better Than Bacon?

March 7th, 2015 at 5:49 pm by Mark
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One of the few things in the world that smells better than bacon

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Bacon Cheeseburger

January 14th, 2014 at 7:38 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, even vegetarians crave a good, juicy bacon cheeseburger.

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The Difference Between Pets and Non-Pets

January 14th, 2014 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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Regardless of how some people try and blur the lines, some animals are pets and some animals are food.

Why Love One But Not the Other? Because One Isn't Full of Delicious Bacon

Wishes for 2014

January 1st, 2014 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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Sarcasm aside, those with the most hope will get the jobs which will pay the amount of cash necessary to buy any amount of bacon.

No Hope.  No Cash.  No Jobs.  No Bacon?  Please Don't Die!


Bacon: How All Salads Should Be

June 30th, 2013 at 5:54 pm by Mark
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In the words of an average carnivore:

“Vegetables aren’t food. Vegetables are what food eats!”

Bacon with a sprig of green: "Look, I made a salad!"