Author Archive for Anita

Hello, My name is Anita and I am a a Pinterest addict. Admittance is half the way to recovery, right? I have lived in Kentucky all my life (Mark doesn't hold that against me LOL). I'm a quick-witted .. sometimes smartass with a 'slight' twisted sense of humor. For over 14 years I was a MRI technologist but now I find myself back in school working towards a BS in Occupational Safety. My days are filled with being a mom, a student, a photographer, a entrepreneur with my own jewelry business, and helping my husband with his website/SEO company.

Every Time It Snows

January 27th, 2015 at 5:26 pm by Anita
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And every time there’s snowfall in the north, another meteorologist loses their credibility about it being the “worst storm ever.”

Teacher says, "Every time a snowflake falls in the South, a jug of milk and a loaf of bread disappear!"

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

March 17th, 2014 at 1:41 pm by Anita
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Holidays where drinking is a requirement make good business for Emergency Rooms and EMS. Be careful out there!

EMS Workers: Your Stupidity Is Our Job Security

Stock Photos

A Tip to Advertising Companies

March 1st, 2014 at 1:35 pm by Anita
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We’ve seen one blade, two blades, three blades, four blades, and even five blades. Not one time have we ever seen any hair being removed.

Dear Shaving Commercials: Stop Shaving Harless Legs. If You Want to Impress, Please Shave a Gorilla

Effective Birth Control Methods

February 18th, 2014 at 1:00 pm by Anita
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Duckface and Crocs are also 100% effective because they cause involuntary abstinence.

Birth Control Methods: Condoms 98% effective.  Birth Control Pills 99% Effective.  Sandals with Socks 100% Effective.


Your Facebook Popularity Means Nothing

February 15th, 2014 at 1:06 pm by Anita
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Seriously, you are “so cool” if you get 143 likes when you were taking a selfie in the bathroom at a bar…? No faith in humanity.

Being Popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.