More Spring-Time Street Repairs Needed
April 18th, 2015 at 5:05 pm by Cassie
Tags: cars, potholes, rain, spring, streets
It’s more than necessary, now that half the country looks like Detroit…
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Tags: cars, potholes, rain, spring, streets
Warm Weather for Street Repairs
April 17th, 2015 at 5:59 pm by CassieTags: grammar, potholes, spelling, streets
In other news, a third grade teacher’s breath came to an abrupt halt when she read this…
Cats Can Be Assholes
March 20th, 2015 at 5:47 pm by CassieTags: cats, depression, drinking
A cat walks into a bar.
“I’m depressed. Give me a shot of rum,” he demands of the bartender.
The bartender pours him a shot, and the cat slowly pushes it off the bar.
“Pour me another…”
“What Color Is it?” The Matrix Edition
February 27th, 2015 at 9:03 pm by CassieTags: neo, the matrix, whatcolorisit
It would’ve made sense in The Matrix…
