Author Archive for Mark

After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnet™ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy. Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.

Apathetic Drivers + Cold Weather = Asshats

November 28th, 2012 at 5:07 pm by Mark
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I’d blame the $500 Million Powerball Lottery jackpot, but it started prior to that. I’d blame the Holiday season, but it started before that, as well. The problem is that a short, five-mile drive now results in no less than three near-head-on collisions, at least two incidents where a driver takes a right turn from the far left lane with no regard for other traffic, at least one person who pulls out from a parking lot directly in front of you when you’re only ten feet from them, and no less than four morons who keep inching out at stops and nearly take out the entire right side of your vehicle. I’m gonna have to go with Early Grace’s explanation of this phenomenon

Sarcastic Door Signs

November 27th, 2012 at 7:52 pm by Mark
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From choosing choosing best digital menus by Enplug to making your own signs for your business, you still need to make sure your messages are clear and memorable. Today, I wanted to share a few images of sarcastic signs I have seen throughout the week. Let me know what you think!

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Fastest Police Response Ever

November 26th, 2012 at 7:59 pm by Mark
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I think the only way the police response time could have been faster is if the owner was giving out free donuts on the sidewalk…

Customer Service via Social Media

November 25th, 2012 at 7:29 pm by Mark
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It’s amazing to see major corporations and brands embracing the Internet for Customer Service purposes. Companies are no longer faceless entities disconnected from their customer base. Every day, many more are finding value in reading and responding both to praise and criticism.

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The Hipster Mirror

November 24th, 2012 at 9:05 pm by Mark
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Ever wonder why Hipsters tend to show up unshaven, with eye crust and disheveled hair? There might be a reason for that…