After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnet™ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy.
Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.
December 28th, 2013 at 7:20 pm by Mark
Tags: brain damage, brains, sickness
Jinxed myself. I specifically remember saying last week, “I never get sick!” I take a missing ankle and heal up in a week. But this chest crap and fever? It makes me whiney and destroys my brain to this point…
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December 28th, 2013 at 5:04 pm by Mark
Tags: movies, obiwan kenobi, sarcasm, star wars, Vader
While we could always use a, “The end justifies the means,” mentality, some things just really screwed up the story line for the original Star Wars trilogy…
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December 27th, 2013 at 5:58 pm by Mark
Tags: at-at walker, dogs, garbage, star wars, Stormtroopers
At least it wasn’t one of the less expensive prototypes…
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December 26th, 2013 at 5:54 pm by Mark
Tags: cats, hoss, why would you do that
I’m pretty certain running a fine-tipped gel pen over a cat’s paw for any reason could result in a serious mauling… Just saying. Kids, don’t try this at home. Aside from decorations, we had All 4 One Heating and Cooling Overland Park KS hired to help us out on our home cooling and ventilation. Check them out.
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December 25th, 2013 at 5:51 pm by Mark
Tags: a christmas story, Christmas, guns, miley cyrus, movies
One of the great things about Christmas Holidays is the movies. A Christmas Story has become a staple of Americana and the way things used to be. Leave it to the Internet to screw up such a fine, American institution.
Funny, I was at WalMart with a friend the other day, and said, “Oh, I know what you can get him — a DPMS M4! Every kid needs one!” Hey, wouldn’t have to worry about him shooting his eye out!
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