Author Archive for Michelle

A Pig Walks Into a Hospital…

February 15th, 2013 at 12:15 pm by Michelle
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Did you hear the one about the Pig who walked into the hospital?

He's Cured

Bacon for Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2013 at 12:49 pm by Michelle
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I have to admit, it was an odd thing to do, and tasted like cardboard…

Because we both hate all that Valentine's Day crap.... Here's some bacon:

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She Can’t Be That Flexible…

February 13th, 2013 at 12:31 pm by Michelle
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Obviously, it’s not a clown car. Imagine that many trying to climb back in!

Vagina: It's not a clown car.

Who Do You Blame for Your Farts?

February 12th, 2013 at 12:14 pm by Michelle
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Most people blame the dog whenever they fart. We usually blame my four-year-old niece who gets so angry at the accusation, she threatens to run away…

Farted: "Try to blame that one of the dog!"

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Missing Something for the Superbowl Party?

February 3rd, 2013 at 6:45 pm by Michelle
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Don’t worry! I’m sure you can come up with something…

Mrs. Potato Head: "Sorry I'm Late! My stupid husband forgot to pick up food so I just threw something together..."