It’s odd to have lived long enough to see teenaged girls screaming profanities and slurs while fighting in the hallways, and teenaged boys being emotionally needy and crying at the drop of a hat.

For most thieves, the only sin is stupidity.

At times, in-store advertising is just … creepy.

Unlike many who might get a Darwin Award, this guys last words weren’t, “Hey, hold my beer…”

Have you ever ordered a cheeseburger and the idiot taking your order looks at you and says, “Do you want cheese on that?” There might be a reason…