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January 25th, 2014 at 7:06 pm by Mark

No matter what you’re doing right now, you can be assured that one thing is absolutely certain.

Right now, out there, there is an alien taking a shit.

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January 25th, 2014 at 5:00 pm by Mark

Sometimes, no matter how many commands you obey or hoops you jump through, it’s simply not gonna work.

This symbol basically means you've been "Friendzoned" by the WiFi. It's there, but it's not gonna give you anything.

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January 24th, 2014 at 9:29 pm by Mark

I’m fairly certain they won’t offer an All-You-Can-Eat buffet…

Hospital Sign: Gynaecology / Restaurant

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January 24th, 2014 at 7:31 pm by Mark

The least they could have done was make it from Dark Chocolate…

I Find Your Lack of Diabeetus Disturbing

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January 24th, 2014 at 5:23 pm by Mark

Maybe it’s not just the freezing wind that’s out to get you…

Well, That's Creepy!

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