While everyone remembers the demise of the Twinkie, only a handful of people remembered that Hostess also produced Wonder Bread. They will now be distinctly remembered in History for their poor product packaging layout, marketing their bread to Smart White Kids instead of other minorities…

I really hate it when the traffic signs give me marching orders.

I don’t always make posts about farting. But when I do, they have to be at least this funny.

Around the corner, boxes clearly tagged $2 were now “$4 — Buy-One-Get-One-Free!” with a troll face.

Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil.
– Niccolo Machiavelli, 1537