New Candles at WalMart?

March 18th, 2013 at 5:34 pm by Mark
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I think these candles at WalMart might be new, but I’m not really sure…

WalMart Candles: NEW! NEW! NEW! NEW! NEW!

Pretty Sure This is a Repost…

March 17th, 2013 at 5:57 pm by Mark
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There’s little worse you can do on a blog than post something you or another author has already made a post about.

Pretty Sure This is a Repost...

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Banana Porn

March 16th, 2013 at 5:56 pm by Mark
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Even better with whipped cream and chocolate syrup…

Banana Porn: That's it, baby. Peel it off real nice and slow.

No, But Your Dog Does…

March 15th, 2013 at 5:43 pm by Mark
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And you can tell Marcellus Wallace *that!*

I'm only gonna ask you this one more mothafuckin' time... Do I look like a bitch?  (Samuel L. Dogson)  (WTF?!)

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Manager’s Special at the Grocery Outlet

March 14th, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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While this sort of abbreviation might be okay for the inventory control system, it’s simply not suitable for customers. Especially customers like me who immediately think, “Just how tasty are they?” “Are they made with real ass?” or “How many white people can they fit in a box that small?”

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