As if the map to the Yolo Cemetery wasn’t enough, Google was even kind enough to give us a link to buy more “You Only Live Once” gear.

If you’re OCD, no matter which way you go, you’ve screwed up.

Given the current socio-political atmosphere, it’s absolutely impossible not to offend someone when attempting to advertise a product. Taco Bell upset Vegetarians, Coca Cola upset Arab-Americans and Volkswagen didn’t upset Jamaicans — but totally pissed off a bunch of white Americans who wanted to cry racism. This Aquafresh ad is dedicated to those people…

This is the perfect time to perform the otherwise useless skill of yelling, “Dude! She called you a scruffy-looking nerf-herder!” in Shyriiwook.

If you get this, it doesn’t mean you’re old. It just means you have a sick mind.