Make that Dog, with one G. Not “Dogg,” who’s so Gangsta he needs two G’s in his name. And no, he ain’t your “dawg.”

Even if the photos aren’t edited, you’d be under the impression that the average missing person will be making a duckface when located.

Why pay $12.95 when you can get an entire set of Ronco knives for only $9.99?

It’s tough not cursing around the kids, but somehow, I’ve managed! If anyone, regardless of who it was, ever managed to let something slip out, the three-year-old would always chastise them with, “Ahh-aww! You said a word!” Of course, she also learned to lie that her brothers and sisters said something — when they didn’t — just so she could steal whatever they were playing with while they were busy being in trouble, but that’s another story…

For some kids, teaching them about “stealing” can be even more difficult than potty-training.