Cat Stories

January 20th, 2013 at 9:33 pm by Mark
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Once upon a time, I had a cat who was so rambunctious he was neutered and de-clawed fifteen years ago.

Sit down, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, I ate your hamster this morning.

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NFL Football: Teaching Our Kids about Erectile Dysfunction

January 19th, 2013 at 9:50 pm by Mark
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There’s just nothing like being asked, “Did they say erectile dysfunction? What are they talking about?” by a five-year-old. Thank you, NFL Football!

sooo my son has learned about a disease that only affects dinosaurs, apparently. He saw it on the television and it's called A reptile dysfunction. Doesn't understand the commercials at all but he's pretty sure that's what it is about

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Help for Conspiracy Theorists

January 18th, 2013 at 7:16 pm by Mark
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If you’re now worried terrified about your Cats being spies for the Government, have no fear … The Academy of Conspiracy Theorists can help!

Academy of Conspiracy Theorists: They don't take any chances

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Cats: A Government Conspiracy

January 18th, 2013 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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Is it just me, or does this Cat somehow resemble Eva Braun?

"II put a bit of gold tinfoil on my cats head and she just sat there looking terrified until I took it off I couldn't stop laughing omfg i'm such a bad person help" "Cats are controlled by Goverment satellites. You blocked the signal so it shut down."

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Food Fight

January 17th, 2013 at 7:59 pm by Mark
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Could have pulled a Gallagher and crushed him with a watermelon…

My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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