Sarcasm for Animal Lovers

November 15th, 2012 at 5:42 pm by Mark
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As if this fuzzy little guy might get back knocking over trash cans, rifling through the garage and stealing things from the back porch…

Hat tip to Anita, via Pinterest

Is Apple Ready to Sue Again?

November 14th, 2012 at 5:57 pm by Mark
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Commercial beverage cooler companies like Summit, True and Turbo Air should be worried, given Apple’s flagrant patent squatting of late…

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Unemployment Expected to Rise

November 13th, 2012 at 7:48 pm by Mark
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As expected, nearly 1.5 million jobs were terminated today after the midnight release of Call of Duty: Black Ops II. Due to a complete lack of production, the Dow Industrial closed at nearly 60 points down today, despite the sharp upturn in retail spending. Economic Analysts are still skeptical, given the expected 1% rise in unemployment claims due for Wednesday, November 14th.

Analysts Hopeful About Consumer Spending

November 12th, 2012 at 7:53 pm by Mark
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As the November 13th, 2012 release of Call of Duty: Black Ops II nears, analysts are hopeful about the sudden stimulation in late night consumer retail spending. Not since 2009 has there been such an anticipated video game release, which is assured to cause the Obama camp to issue a statement taking credit for the slight economic upturn.

Many Analysts, however, urge vigilance, as news of an additional rash of unemployment is expected to follow on November 15th, 2012.

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Veterans’ Day 2012

November 11th, 2012 at 9:47 pm by Mark
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I’d just like to take a moment to say, “Thank you,” to all of those who serve, have served or were otherwise involved.