Acronym Fail

February 2nd, 2014 at 5:08 pm by Mark
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The trick is to never, ever try and make up an acronym that has any of your own initials…

Schwartz: "S.I.N.G.L.E. - Stay Intoxicated Nightly, Get Laid Everyday"  Raza: ""S.I.N.G.L.E. - Schwartz Is Never Getting Laid... Ever..."  Schwartz: "......fuck, i gotta get rid of this"  Ryan: "S.I.N.G.L.E. - Schwartz Is Nibbling Guys Large Erections"  Weiss: "Schwartz is normally getting loose exes"  Weiss: "Schwartz is not good looking either"  Ryan: "S.I.N.G.L.E. - Schwartz Invented Nasty Gay Licking Events?"  Schwartz: "This was a miserable failure on my part."

Drunk Aliens

February 1st, 2014 at 7:55 pm by Mark
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The same could be said to Justin Bieber…

Go Home, Aliens.  You're Drunk.

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Ironic Vandalism

February 1st, 2014 at 5:34 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, vandalism is clever enough that it almost excuses it…

Things I Hate: 1. Vandalism 2. Irony 3. Lists

World Peace or Nearly Unlimited Wealth?

January 31st, 2014 at 5:07 pm by Mark
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While it’s true that money could buy a lot of Peace, it could also cause a lot more headaches. World Peace would just as fleeting, because you’re simply not going to change everyone no matter what you do. Given this case, neither choice has any permanence, so it’s difficult to make a decision.

If you could choose between World Peace and Bill Gates' money... what color would your Lamborghini be?

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Vehicular Homicide: Stick Figure Edition

January 31st, 2014 at 3:54 pm by Mark
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I suppose this guy has problems with the ex…

Run You Stick Bastards