Updated Wisdom for a Younger Generation

August 1st, 2013 at 6:11 pm by Mark
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Changelog: Updates the 90’s saying, “Never judge a .com by its profits and earnings.”

Sayings 2.0 - Changelog: Now works with this decade.  You know what they say: Never judge an app by its icon. A watched status update never gets liked. Close, but no WiFi. There is no such thing as a free web service. A file on your device is worth two in the cloud. Like my page and I'll like yours. The tweet is mightier than the sword. People who live in small apartments shouldn't throw parties. Keep your friends close, and your facebook friends closer. The request that caused the denial of service attack. If you can't beat them, get acquired by them. Hell hath no fury like a troll. Give source links where source links are due. Seeing on Facebook is believing. A good cell signal is hard to find. The road to monetization is paved with good intentions. Don't bite the hand that provides feeds for you. Privacy is the best policy. The best things in life are ad supported. The early adopter catches the bugs.

Yard Sale Fail?

July 31st, 2013 at 5:25 pm by Mark
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You can bet there’s another sign that says Yale Sale.

Yard Sale Sign? Yard Sard!

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Facebook a Mental Hospital?

July 31st, 2013 at 1:02 pm by Michelle
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Is Facebook as bad as Google+, where everyone’s imaginary friends are stuck going in circles as if awaiting their medication?

Mental Hospital - To All My Fellow Nuts: I just realized... We sit & stare at a screen.. We talk to ourselves.. We have imaginary friends, zoos, farms, cities & fake animals.. We cook imaginary food in imaginary bakeries.. We play bingo that gives no money.. We poke people & think it's OK.. We even write on walls.. Think about it.. Facebook is a mental hospital & we are all its patients. Hit like and feel free to share this.. I just did! Party in my ward later...

Blameless Raccoon?

July 30th, 2013 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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Raccoons, while undeniably cute, are one of the most destructive and annoying animals that exist throughout the midwest. They show little fear of humans, steal anything shiny that they can find, rummage through anything you’ve left outside, attempt every way in the world to get inside your home or garage and for some reason, most dogs don’t pay them any mind. And despite being little more than thieves, bandits and plunderers, they can still walk up and get on your good side…

Raccoon: "Why do you always blame me?!"

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Hit & Run with Spongebob

July 29th, 2013 at 5:34 pm by Mark
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After spending a weekend with young children, oh, how I wish this was real…

Spongebob: Hit & Run