March 7th, 2015 at 5:49 pm by Mark
Tags: bacon, candles, divorce, smells
One of the few things in the world that smells better than bacon…

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January 14th, 2014 at 7:38 pm by Mark
Tags: bacon, cheeseburgers, cows, food, friends, pigs, vegetarians
Sometimes, even vegetarians crave a good, juicy bacon cheeseburger.

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January 14th, 2014 at 5:36 pm by Mark
Tags: bacon, dogs, food, pets, pigs, vegetarians
Regardless of how some people try and blur the lines, some animals are pets and some animals are food.

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January 1st, 2014 at 5:03 pm by Mark
Tags: 2014, bacon, bob hope, johnny cash, kevin bacon, steve jobs
Sarcasm aside, those with the most hope will get the jobs which will pay the amount of cash necessary to buy any amount of bacon.

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June 30th, 2013 at 5:54 pm by Mark
Tags: bacon, food, salad, vegetarians
In the words of an average carnivore:
“Vegetables aren’t food. Vegetables are what food eats!”

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