December 18th, 2013 at 5:07 pm by Mark
Tags: breasts, cellphones, cleavage, cops, facebook, law, tickets
As some women do — and we all know at least one — she’ll likely end up driving away without a ticket due to her ability to, “utilize her assets.” Whoever said, “Justice is blind,” obviously never had to deal with a pair of 36D’s in a push-up bra.

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December 12th, 2013 at 9:08 pm by Mark
Tags: Beer, boobs, bras, breasts, drinking, fighting
As accidental — albeit stupid — as it might be, you just know there’s going to be some serious fallout… [pun intended]

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June 24th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
Tags: boobs, breasts, common sense, eyes, makeup, statistics
It amazes me that despite conventional logic, University professors and statisticians still cling to statistical numbers even faced with the fact that their numbers deny all common sense.

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June 6th, 2013 at 5:23 pm by Mark
Tags: boobs, bras, breasts, hoss
Yes, it’s old news from 2004, but in nine years, I’ve yet to come up with a single, logical reason that this product exists.

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December 17th, 2012 at 9:01 pm by Mark
Tags: boobs, breasts, money, monopoly, strippers
Women who had natural boobs and think they look better with breast implants have obviously never seen themselves from the side. It has nothing to do with size, shape, perkiness, height or angle — women fail to comprehend that implants destroy the body’s natural curves and symmetry, an unintended side effect which automatically makes her look more masculine.

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