Posts Tagged with "Beer"

Beer is the Devil?

April 7th, 2015 at 5:18 pm by Mark
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The average price of a case of beer — which contains around three gallons — is still $20, putting the ultra-premium fuel at approximately $6.66 per gallon. Given the sign comes from Alabama, the numeric value may be precisely why they didn’t bother to do that part of the math…

The average human walks 900 milers per years, and drinks 22 gallons of beer, which mean the average human gets 41 miles per gallon not bad...

The Things You See in the Supermarket…

March 18th, 2014 at 5:58 pm by Cassie
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So do the parents…

Sign: "Baby needs beer & wines"

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Stabbed With a Squirrel?

January 10th, 2014 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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Meanwhile, in crazy land…

It was, in fact, a ceramic squirrel, and the entire thing happened because the guy didn’t bring his wife back any beer. He was also, in fact, in the kitchen, unsupervised, making his own damn sammich when the attack occurred.

This story is starting to sound eerily familiar… But I digress. *cough*

Wife Stabs Husband With Squirrel

Note: Courtesy of NBC 9, Story at NBC 2

And That’s How the Fight Started…

December 12th, 2013 at 9:08 pm by Mark
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As accidental — albeit stupid — as it might be, you just know there’s going to be some serious fallout… [pun intended]

Beer on the Boobs: The Fight Starts in 3... 2... 1...

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WalMart: Where Beer is More Important Than Food

June 16th, 2013 at 5:45 pm by Mark
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Apparently, someone said, “F@#$ it, tomorrow’s Monday,” at WalMart tonight. Of course, I can also remember a time when I might have considered this “one stop shopping.”

Milk, Eggs and Cream Cheese in the Beer Section