Posts Tagged with "breasts"

Using Cleavage to Avoid a Ticket?

December 18th, 2013 at 5:07 pm by Mark
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As some women do — and we all know at least one — she’ll likely end up driving away without a ticket due to her ability to, “utilize her assets.” Whoever said, “Justice is blind,” obviously never had to deal with a pair of 36D’s in a push-up bra.

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And That’s How the Fight Started…

December 12th, 2013 at 9:08 pm by Mark
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As accidental — albeit stupid — as it might be, you just know there’s going to be some serious fallout… [pun intended]

Beer on the Boobs: The Fight Starts in 3... 2... 1...

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Statistics vs. Common Sense

June 24th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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It amazes me that despite conventional logic, University professors and statisticians still cling to statistical numbers even faced with the fact that their numbers deny all common sense.

According to most statistics, the best way to attract a man is with the eyes, and thus it is highly important for women to properly apply their eye makeup. Of course, the vast majority of the these studies were conducted by some rather boring statistical mathetmaticians...

How to Get Beaten Senseless After a Press Conference

June 6th, 2013 at 5:23 pm by Mark
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Yes, it’s old news from 2004, but in nine years, I’ve yet to come up with a single, logical reason that this product exists.

Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University, has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.  WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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Fairness and Fake Boobs

December 17th, 2012 at 9:01 pm by Mark
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Women who had natural boobs and think they look better with breast implants have obviously never seen themselves from the side. It has nothing to do with size, shape, perkiness, height or angle — women fail to comprehend that implants destroy the body’s natural curves and symmetry, an unintended side effect which automatically makes her look more masculine.

I Think It's Only Fair to Throw Monopoly Money at Strippers with Fake Boobs