No cat I’ve ever owned has been this bad, but all of them have have delusions of Monarchy.

Breaking news from Knoxville, where after multiple complaints of multiple bears roaming the city, one young bear was captured on Sutherland Avenue. Area cats remain apathetic.

For cat owners, this serves as a case in point for putting the toilet paper on the roller with the leading edge hanging behind it, rather than the “NORMAL” way. By doing this, your cat can’t get frisky and unroll the entire roll.

Camouflage? Catmouflage…

While the Japanese emphasize “cute” and “happy” with Hello Kitty, Americans do tend to emphasize the negative with “Grumpy Cat” and “Hellno Kitty.”