Does it annoy you when someone eats a pizza crust first? Eats an Oreo^® without taking it apart and eating the icing first? Takes a bite from the middle of a burrito?

If so, then you may have an advanced case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, also known as CDO when properly alphabetized.

Note: KIT KAT^® is a registered trademark under license from Societe des Produits Nestle S.A.
Oreo^® is a registered trademark of Nabisco, Inc.

You thought I was gonna make a sexual innuendo, didn’t you?

For all of the comic book-addicted 40 year olds out there in Internet land, it’s wise to remember that Eating is not considered a super power.