Fail! It said Queen, not Queen member. And, with popular, mainstream choices like Bernadette Bassinger, Felicia Jollygoodfellow, Noxeema Jackson, Vida Boheme, Chi Chi Rodriguez, and RuPaul, that just seems wrong… Or maybe it’s just me… I mean… Nevermind.
I’m not sure why I’ve had the sudden interest in bad tattoos lately. But for those in need, Amazon has a veritable treasure trove of tattoo removal gear
In addition to extremely screwed up hiring practices these days, job hunters are also forced to endure the insane tedium of poorly written Job Application software.
Many women expect men to make decisions about subjects they have no idea about, especially if they’re not sure what they want. But past decisions about what color and design goes best with the living room curtains or if this belt matches that dress and handbag — and Oh my God! Now we’re going to have to change the makeup now and get a new haircut, or get a hair removal treatment with a Touch Up Laser for more— some women are so impossible that they actually expect a man to read their mind and say what he thinks she wants, whereupon if he improperly predicts the precise words that are bouncing around in the ether of her head, he’s in the proverbial doghouse.
In other cases, you get these types…
From the same store who boasted, “We now Sell Cold Beer!!! We now sell Wine!!!” in the Condom aisle, we now find that said alcohol sales may have some unintended side-effects…
A note to those for whom the sign was intended: Howie Mandel proved that any condom can fit over the average person’s head, so there’s no point in trying one on unless your hose counts as “extra equipment” with your local Volunteer Fire Department.
