I really hate it when the traffic signs give me marching orders.

Signs like these are necessary considering the state of most women’s restrooms these days…

Whether it’s an extreme fashion emergency, you need to make a clever diversion to save your favorite vampire, or a surprise visit by Rip Taylor, you’re covered…

Colors on cold, tumble dry, and never iron a design is simply common sense, right? Unfortunately, “common sense” is a commodity these days and “sarcasm” is the coping mechanism of choice…

It’s better this door is alarmed than belligerent — like the ones at WalMart that refuse to open when I walk under the sensors.