At least, in this case, it’s not a “gift that keeps on giving” like you might get from some people…

Tip: Vlas, via Facebook

Let’s be honest: 95% of people who are thinking about someone on Valentine’s Day are thinking this anyway.

As long as there are no threats, no cars demolished or cats boiled, it’s probably ok, as long as they announce themselves beforehand…

Tip: Chered, via Facebook

I love snow. I’ve got nine inches. Got quite a lot of snow, too.

Sometimes, it’s better just to walk away rather than comment. Today is one of those days.