I know you’ve heard the line, “After 3AM, everyone’s gorgeous.” It’s important to make your decisions prior to drinking.

Because Katt Williams is in the middle of such an obvious meltdown — hitting a fan in the face with a mic, a bizarre three-wheeled motorcycle chase, the unexpected tour cancellation, etc. — people forget that he’s usually as wise as he is funny. Perhaps we all need to remember that, as many will focus on his erratic behavior rather than the fact that he hasn’t senselessly bitch-slapped the Hell out a Target employee for at least a week.

If the suspect had been an empty chair, Eastwood wouldn’t’ve repeated what it said…

The results are in. Regardless of the winner, we’re still gonna get screwed…

I’ll bet all that Tudoring, especially in the name of Edward VI, really pissed off Queen Mary I…