Posts Tagged with "innuendo"

If You Love It, Lube It

July 24th, 2013 at 5:58 pm by Mark
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In addition to being good preventive maintenance for your automobile, this is also sage advice for young married couples…

Pro Lube Sign: "If you love it, lube it. Make it last."

Bad Van Design: Jersey City Parking Authority

July 21st, 2013 at 5:44 pm by Mark
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I’ll bet Jersey City is the only place in the country where the parking fines come with a happy ending…

Jerking Authority

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Lack of Comma Causes Cannibalism

July 16th, 2013 at 5:12 pm by Mark
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Proper use of Commas is as important as the proper use of Capitalization, especially when someone I know was telling the story about helping his uncle Jack off his horse.

"I'm hungry. >-<"  "Go eat my child.  Go eat, my child. Don't you f---ing go near my children"

Hookers at Massachusetts State House

June 29th, 2013 at 5:27 pm by Mark
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At the Massachusetts State House, specific hookers always knock on the back door.

Massachusetts State House: - General Hooker Entrance  - Bowdoin St. Entrance  - Ashburton Park Entrance

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Yearbook Quote: Oops!

June 27th, 2013 at 5:59 pm by Mark
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Of course, if this Yearbook had been from a Florida high school, the typo would have made perfectly good sense.

Yearbook Typo: "I will miss the friends that I have made and the memories we shared along with the teachers I have boned with over the years."