At least it wasn’t his trouser snake…

Another popular candle was scented with cat fur, which had been boiled in water and oil prior to its infusion into wax. You don’t even want to know what it was called…

Guess he didn’t have enough stamina… They make a pill for that…

You thought I was gonna make a sexual innuendo, didn’t you?

Left early, because that was NOT the kind of “ball” she was after…