Well, isn’t that a lovely way to spend a Friday night?

Barry was utterly baffled at the bizarre request his wife had made the night before, but in the interest of marital harmony, he begrudgingly decided to surprise her as she returned home from work that afternoon. Still, as with every other act of kindness, he was certain she’d find fault with it…

On rare occasions, I find an image which is so “WTF?” that sarcasm and innuendo are rendered useless.

My favorite is during Snow season, when I tell everyone, “I got nine inches. The wife’s really happy.”

Sarcasm Win.