Posts Tagged with "innuendo"

Toothbrush Sex?

June 27th, 2012 at 5:06 pm by Mark
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Question: If they’re made by Proctor & Gamble, does it count as Oral Sex?

For kinkier positions, it’s also recommended to use lots and lots of toothpaste.

Where You Don’t Want to Be on Sunday

June 24th, 2012 at 1:27 pm by Mark
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Is it better to be chewed up and spit out, or …

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Malfoy Comes Out of the Closet

June 19th, 2012 at 5:29 pm by Mark
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That’s right. He’s not just a coat hanger any more.

Excuse for an Affair

June 18th, 2012 at 5:55 pm by Mark
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It’s amazing the excuses people come up with as to why they have affairs, but this one takes the cake.

She seduced him with fries. So he gave her the Whopper.

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A Loose Tongue…

June 17th, 2012 at 5:13 pm by Mark
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That’s what she said…