Posts Tagged with "god"

Pope Francis Condemned by God?

March 19th, 2013 at 5:39 pm by Mark
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If the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden was the symbol of knowledge and freewill, and the average Apple product is connected to all the knowledge of mankind with a “Think Different!” moniker, then I’d say the new Pope is f@#$ed…

Zach: "The Pope tweeted from an iOS device, your move android."  Grame: "God chose wisely." Zach: "In Apple we trust."  Chris: "That's some bad news for the Pope 'cause the last time Adam and Eve used an Apple without God's permission, shit didn't end well."  IT'S TRUE!

God’s Sense of Humor

July 29th, 2012 at 1:08 pm by Mark
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Although, I think that could get boring real fast…

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Where You Don’t Want to Be on Sunday

June 24th, 2012 at 1:27 pm by Mark
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Is it better to be chewed up and spit out, or …

Why God Asked Abraham to Kill His Son

June 10th, 2012 at 1:20 pm by Mark
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It’s been a long pondered question as to why God asked the Biblical Abraham to kill his son Isaac. Most simply consider it a test of Abraham’s faith, given that the order was rescinded…

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The Hand of the Almighty (NSFW)

August 16th, 2010 at 11:00 am by Mark
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“Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.” — Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975