If I didn’t already know that Bonerwood Drive is just off of Edmondson Pike in Nashville, TN, I’d assume it was close to the intersection of Redundant and Innuendo. Especially when you consider how you go down below Whispering Hills and find Cherrywood…

If I’ve heard it once, I’ve heard it a million times: If there’s nudity involved, every guy suddenly becomes a Professional Photographer — as a ruse, as the finished product most always shows. Fortunately, an actual Photographer can be easily spotted by his attention and knowlege of Lighting and … Position.

Note: The Toy Story movie, image and its characters are ™ and © 1995-2012 Disney/Pixar, All Rights Reserved. Reproduction in this case represents a basic right to Artistic License in a Non-Commercial Capacity, and is therefore inarguably not under the jurisdiction of any Copyright Act, past or present. i.e. I’m not making t-shirts here, and really don’t feel like dealing with your lawyers, so either laugh or don’t.

You still have to be careful of the first two types, because the third may mimick the first two and possess a bit more imagination… Those sluts can be tricky!

The inflatable Wolverine Punching Bag is a must-have item. Wolverine says, “Blow me, Bub.”