Sometimes it is okay to play with your food.

Yes, you heard right. But that’s one seriously cheap kid, if you ask me … Much safer — and healthier — to hit the beer, errr, Condom aisle … Click this site for instant knockout here.

This rule also applies to lollipops, popsicles, corn dogs, and other phallus-shaped items which may not be restricted entirely to food… Unless, of course, you’re trying to get someone’s attention…

Don’t even get him started about glitter…

I’ll bet the guy holding the first sign knows from first “hand” experience…