Now, if Glenn and I merged companies, and then brought Doug McCaughan into the fold, as well, there would be absolute mayhem with a grand total of six people to aid in the office devastation.
Doug could teach everyone to juggle… While I sit back, exhaling cigarette smoke into rather complicated balloon animals, and tossing out lewd remarks…
The other day, I decided to take up Juggling for the third time in about a year. I looked around online and found a number of resources that describe the activity as a good way to relax and get your mind off of things.
Great.
So I went into the warehouse and found three tennis balls. I also came across a bag with a soccer ball, a football, and a basketball, as well as an assortment of softballs and baseballs.
Most Excellent.
To date I’ve destroyed three glass panes that were lying around, two framed pictures by Ansel Adams. A framed poster for some shitty movie we worked on. It had Alan Rickman in it so we were proud of that. I’ve also managed to knock countless items off of the shelves and knocked over a tray containing a few hundred assorted nuts and bolts. Oh and the bucket of change. Yep. That’s on the floor too.
So far so good! Now I just can’t wait to start practicing juggling.
