Wait, shouldn’t hallways in mental institutions be called psychopaths?

Seriously, you are “so cool” if you get 143 likes when you were taking a selfie in the bathroom at a bar…? No faith in humanity.

Some people have OCD so badly, they have to alphabetize is as CDO.

Is Facebook as bad as Google+, where everyone’s imaginary friends are stuck going in circles as if awaiting their medication?

Because Katt Williams is in the middle of such an obvious meltdown — hitting a fan in the face with a mic, a bizarre three-wheeled motorcycle chase, the unexpected tour cancellation, etc. — people forget that he’s usually as wise as he is funny. Perhaps we all need to remember that, as many will focus on his erratic behavior rather than the fact that he hasn’t senselessly bitch-slapped the Hell out a Target employee for at least a week.