How many times has it happened that you don’t feel the need to name something, and just bang on the keyboard a bit? The more often you do it, the more often it will become habit, until you’ll eventually bang on the keys in the exact same pattern…

Oh, you named your child Hashtag? #DoucheyPhrase.

I don’t know too many guys who would wanna live here, but it’s easy to find. Just go down Bobbit Memorial Highway. You can’t miss it…

I suppose since it’s been 47 years since his graduation, this OB/GYN was really popular in the 70’s…

Sounds like something that could happen after kissing the boss’s ass too much, too often…