If I’ve heard it once, I’ve heard it a million times: If there’s nudity involved, every guy suddenly becomes a Professional Photographer — as a ruse, as the finished product most always shows. Fortunately, an actual Photographer can be easily spotted by his attention and knowlege of Lighting and … Position.

Another (unfortunate?) camera angle…

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I was looking through some of the prints I had made over the years and found this.

     The following proves that while Zacque may be a brilliant Photographer, the intricacies of the Mobile Phone still elude him.

     So, Zacque, do you type to your mother with that finger?