“Man, I wish I had a Twinkie,” someone mentioned earlier today. “Don’t you wish Twinkies were still around?”

“Meh,” I muttered. “I don’t really care for sweets, and I don’t smoke weed.”

Mom apparently has more than enough grandkids…

Looks like 4chan beats NASA … Again …

You can help avoid burns like these by thinking before you type a status update.

The few jobs that are out there these days have far too many applicants. Even if you’re lucky enough to make the cut to get an interview, your hopes are soon dashed by words and phrases such as, “you’re overqualified,” “you have too much experience,” “you’ve made too much money” and “the résumé looks fine, but please take off your shirt.” The next time someone offers me a seat, I’m walking out with it.